What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

Dr No

What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do I have the impression that almost all questions about advertising the flat Earth theory come from people who don't believe in a flat Earth themselves and are just provoking?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Can you share summer photos? Day 8

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How do people break a narcissist man's ego?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III